Muscle Relaxer

What is Muscle Relaxer?

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A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

See massage, jerk, masturbate, girl, suprise
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