What is Muscle Shoals Mule Kick?


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When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.

Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?

Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.

See mule, kick, black eye, sex


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