Mush Cock

What is Mush Cock?


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A term created by my cousin and me. This is a noun describing the condition of a man's erect penis, only it is soft and mushy in the erect state. This is NOT like whiskey dick, because the man in this case is completely sober, he is just born this way (sadly).

Girlfriend one: "The guy I hooked up with was so bad in bed, I could barely feel him in me, he had mush cock"

Girlfriend two: "Word"

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