What is Mush Mort?
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a total "geezer bird". Usually a tad on the chavvy side. a mush mort is a girl that hangs out with all the lads n enjoyz 2 do the same things as the lads. A mush mort can be quite good looking under the manz track suit and base ball cap but u wnt eva stop her from drinkin larger and belching.
The term mush mort comes from south-east England and is a combination of "mush" the chav term for (male) friend and "mort" the chav term 4 a girl (or girlfriend)
Chav 1 - "any talent down the pub last night?"
Chav 2 - "na mate, just a loada mush morts"
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