Mush Mort

What is Mush Mort?


1.

a total "geezer bird". Usually a tad on the chavvy side. a mush mort is a girl that hangs out with all the lads n enjoyz 2 do the same things as the lads. A mush mort can be quite good looking under the manz track suit and base ball cap but u wnt eva stop her from drinkin larger and belching.

The term mush mort comes from south-east England and is a combination of "mush" the chav term for (male) friend and "mort" the chav term 4 a girl (or girlfriend)

Chav 1 - "any talent down the pub last night?"

Chav 2 - "na mate, just a loada mush morts"

See mush, mort, chav, geezer bird, chavvy


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