Mushroom Bruise

What is Mushroom Bruise?

A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.

A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination

"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."

To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis

Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...

See sex, bruise, mushroom, head

See mushroom tattoo

"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"

See Stinko Man

30-06

1. 30 cal. round developed in 1906 used by th miltary until the '60s not used as a hunting cal. I gonna bust a cap in his ass like Da..

W-inds.

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Vermont Vegan Straightedge

1. a group of self righteous protentious blowhards including but not limited to jaredx, owen xvx, danny, xgarrettx, bister xvx, who go arou..

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