Mushroom Bruise

What is Mushroom Bruise?


1.

A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.

2.

A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination

"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."

3.

To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis

Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...

See sex, bruise, mushroom, head

4.

See mushroom tattoo

"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"

See Stinko Man


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