What is Mushroom Bruise?
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A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.
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A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination
"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."
3.
To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis
Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...
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"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"
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Eber got kicked in the doodleberries.
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