What is Mushroom?
1.
(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.
(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.
(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions
Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
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2.
Describes a person who is always kept in the dark, and fed nothing but shit.
Dude 1: How could you NOT know that movie was coming out?!?
Dude 2: I'm a fucking mushroom.
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3.
the top part of a dick that looks like a mushroom, looks like that if youve been circumcized
There's two types of dicks- mushrooms and anteaters
4.
A drinking game where multiple people sit in a circle around an upside down cup. They go around the circle, one by one drawing cards from a deck and depending upon what the card is everyone has to react accordingly.
CARD MEANINGS: (some variability exists)
2= You; the person who drew the card chooses someone to drink (take a large gulp of their drink)
3= Me; the person who drew the card must drink
4= Floor; Everyone must slap the floor with their hand, and the last person to do it must drink
5= Guys; All the guys in the group must drink
6= Chicks; All the chicks in the group must drink
7= Heaven; Everyone must raise their hand in the air, and the last person to do it must drink
8= Date; The person who drew the card picks someone and they both drink together
9= Busta Rhyme; The person who drew the card says a word and then everyone has to go around the circle saying words that rhyme with it, the first person who can't think of one has to drink
10= Categories; The person who drew the card indicates a category, and everyone has to go around saying things that fit into that category. The first person who fails must drink
Jack= Back; The person before the person who drew the card must drink
Queen= Questions; The person who drew the card asks someone a question and they must answer with a question or ask someone else a question. The first person who answers or says something not in question form must drink.
King= Rule; The person who drew the card gets to create a rule that must be followed for the rest of the game.
Ace= Waterfall; The person who drew the card starts drinking, followed by the next person who can't stop drinking until the person in front of them stops.
After you draw the card you place it on top of the upside down cup in the middle of the circle, thus creating a mushroom. If someone knocks over the mushroom they must finish their drink.
"We played 3 games of mushroom last night and I got so wasted off the waterfalls." "If you want to pwn Matt in mushroom, ask him about his chode when a queen is drawn!"
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5.
1. A food
2. A fungi
3. A drug
4. A song (
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
6.
a dick slap across the face of someone, leaving a red mark resembeling the head of a mushroom.
"i whipped that bitch out and gave 'er a mushroom"
7.
When you pull your scrotum over your penis forming a mushroom like shape where your genetiles should be.
Sam, your mushroom is huge!!
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