Mushroom Cloud Edit Meaning

1.

Powerful Voluminous Ejaculation.

Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.

I hammered my girlfriends "Cockgarage" so hard that I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" all over her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

2.

NOUN: the spare-tire/belly fat that is forced over an overweight person's too-tight jeans. (resembles a mushroom cap)

When Rosie O'Donnell puts on a pair of size 20 jeans, her mushroom cloud is considered a weapon of mass destruction.

or "Sure, i can fit into size 6, but it gives me a mushroom cloud"

See fat, spare tire, front butt, cellulite

3.

1.the end result of a nuclear explosion

2.the solution to all of the world's problems

...all that was left was a mushroom cloud.

See explosion, nuclear, bomb, cloud, atomic, mushroom, fire

4.

verb, latin origin. Wherein a man dick slaps turkey slaps someone with such velocity that the struck surface temporarily turns a blotted, nebulous white in the shape approximating a mushroom.

Tom, in a orgasmic fit o' rage, laid down an arching series of mushroom clouds on his wife's backside as he neared climax.

See turkey slap, dick slap, mushroom, humiliation

5.

When you slap another person on their forehead with your dick.

this chick was passed out at a party do I gave her a mushroom cloud.

See dick slap, dick, cock, junk

6.

1. The resulting cloud after a nuclear detonation.

2. To describe a person a person who is really, really mad.

Jeff's gonna lay a mushroom cloud when he finds out your bangin' his mom.