Mushroom Cock

What is Mushroom Cock?


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This is usually used as a joke when talking to friends. The penis is normal in shape untill one notices the end, where it has dramatically bulged into a mushroom shape. To get a mushroom cock one can use a lacky band so that the circulation builds up and the head swells. This person usually needs therapy or has a hot date.

Dewy: Sup bro whats been happening?

Jero: Nothing much. Got a huge pain in my penis, it's throbbing like hell. Lisa wont want to see me tomorrow.

Dewy: Hahaha, mushroom cock syndrome? Take that lacky band off the shaft so it doesnt throb you idiot.

Jero: It's not the lacky band, i took that off ages ago. This is prob from the STD i got from the rank chick that thought i had a Watermelon cock.

Dewy: Fuck!! Dude seriously you gotta stop worrying about the shape of your cock it isn't healthy.

Jero: Yer i know but the hoes love it.

Dewy: No they dont.

See mushroom, vegetable, cock, swelling


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