Mushroom Cordial

What is Mushroom Cordial?

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An uncircumcised male mastrubates to the point of ejaculation. As he ejaculates, he pulls up the foreskin past the head of the penis and pinches it off so that all the semen is trapped within the foreskin.

She thought things were just getting started as she prepared to go down on her boyfriend, but to her surprise he had already prepared her a mushroom cordial.

See mushroom tatoo, cream of mushroom soup, foreskin, pinch
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