Mushroom Dick

What is Mushroom Dick?


1.

A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.

He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!

See mushroom head, mushroom tip, corona, frenulum

2.

either a circumcised penis, or a non-circumcised penis in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back

I'm so glad I'm not circumcised, that means I get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom dick thus avoiding "dick cheese", then push it back over whenever I want, and STILL not have any fucked-up cosmetic surgery on my cock

See sliced, ouch, scissors, yipes

3.

this is an circumcised penis

I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.


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