What is Mushroom Helmet?
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The head of a mans dick
Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?
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The end part of a mans penis which is so hardand sore it eventually looks like a mushroom.
Me -"CRIST! Look at that germans bell!"
My bro -"Mushroom helmet!"
*everyone watching german porn laughs*
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The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a ..
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A stray erection that occurs out of nowhere whilst travelling.
Damn, I think I just cracked a travel fat...
