What is Mushroom Kiss?
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When a guy jabs his sceptre of pleasure into someone's face.
Please Notice that this is slightly different from the "Fadunk". The Fadunk is more of a Dong slashing/swinging motion, whereas the "Mushroom Kiss" is more of a wang stabbing motion.
Pepito gave Turbowiqua a mushroom kiss after she passed out from eating too many crayons.
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A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.
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