Mushroom Menace

What is Mushroom Menace?


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A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.

Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.

See cocksucker, cum dumpster, jizz, swallower


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