What is Mushroom Menace?
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A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.
Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.
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When you wake up in the morning and find you've shit yourself while you were sleeping. (Also, see wet willyfor the piss version.)
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