What is Mushroom Menace?
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A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.
Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.
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Systems of 'self defense' taught by marginally skilled instructors that have little practical application in real world situat..
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similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
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