What is Mushroom Surprise?
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When you dip your dick in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she's sleeping. She'll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.
Yo dude, my girl woke up this morning with a mushroom surprise.
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2.
The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.
God damn that mushroom surprise hurt.
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Random Words:
1. guy - your cuute :
girl - tehe bl000p.
2. bl00pyour face :
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Breasts on a man.
When a homosexual male gets breast aumentation surgery.
omg did you see the homo shots on that drag queen?
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Combining education and entertainment to teach children. usually accomplishes neither, since the two are complete opposites.
Education ..
