What is Mushroom Surprise?
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When you dip your dick in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she's sleeping. She'll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.
Yo dude, my girl woke up this morning with a mushroom surprise.
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The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.
God damn that mushroom surprise hurt.
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Same thing as a joy ride but with a gas station at the end of it
o man i got to go the gas station at 4.50 a gallon this is going to be..
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A tasty snack involving titties and a big fat cock.
Hey Erica, get over here, take off your bra, and make me a titty sandwich!
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