Mushroom Tattoo

What is Mushroom Tattoo?


1.

a mushroom tattoo is when one of the male sex whips out his extremely large penis and whips u any where on the facial region. if enough force is applied a red bruise from the tip of the penis will appear on the face in the shape of a mushroom..hence the name mushroom tattoo.

nick: yea bitch like my dick...LICK IT.

nick: damn bitch i said lick dont bite.

(WHACK)

GIRL:damn baby you just gave me a mushroom tattoo.

2.

A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.

I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.

See bitch slap, donkey punch, hudini, tony danza

3.

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

See seamus

4.

See mushroom stamp

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.

See J

5.

To smack someone in the face with a cock

I gave Shelly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it

See cock smack, cock slap, facial, dick smack, dick slap

6.

When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.

God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.

*SLAP*

Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.

7.

A hit by a penis with enough force that it leaves a mark in the shape of a mushroom

Katie was talking junk so i gave that whore the mushroom tattoo from hell right across her forehead.

See mushroom, tattoo, slap, hit


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