Mushroom Tracks

What is Mushroom Tracks?

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

Linque

1. Someone who likes hairy asses and will give anything to sniff and itch it, especially someone else's. These people have major probl..

Buoy-head

1. Derogatory term used to describe a know-it-all old curmudgeon. Usually over-weight and always male. What a God damn buoy-head that guy..

Ill-presumptuized

1. descriptive word for an erroneous presumption. Wow, that mullet is ill-presumptuized. See illpresumptuized, asinine, erroneous..

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