Mushroom Tracks

What is Mushroom Tracks?

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

Funkily

1. When something is done in a funky manner. usually used when funky is refered to as strange or weird. Why is he dressed so Funkily? See..

Yeah, No

1. Yes, to gain the attention of the listener and then no to answer their question... Don't you think I'm cool? Yeah, No! 2. ..

Jupified

1. To destroy, dominate, or own Damn, that bitch just got jupified in the football game See dominate, own, pwn, rape, destroy, win, victo..

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