Mushroom Tracks

What is Mushroom Tracks?


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1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.


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