Mushroom Tracks

What is Mushroom Tracks?

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

Manbaby

1. Men, usually aged 12-22, who (a) are chubby/sweaty or (b) were assembled poorly in the womb and who, instead of making up for their lack..

Sausage Roll

1. When you put your penis into someones flab rolls and thrust it back and forth. Girl: I'm feeling horny Boy: Fancy a sausage roll?..

Egg In A Bum

1. a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum cor look at baldy julian with phil ther..

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