Mushroom Tracks

What is Mushroom Tracks?

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

Mexidump

1. What happens after consuming large amounts of mexican food. Dude, I took a mexidump at Mike's house, and I think I killed his dog...

Keern

1. When a man urinates and the urine comes out in two separate streams. Guy #1: "Dude, I totally just pulled a Keern in your bathroom..

Epping Forest

1. a womens hairy fanny lots of women have'em, big furry pants See haydn..

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