Mushroom Tracks

What is Mushroom Tracks?

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

Nowling

1. fake penis that fits nicely in the asshole. I would love a nowling right now. See connor, sex toy, haha, dude..

Armandfilth

1. Natural born winner. Fucking Legend. J337 motherfucker. Armandfilth gets 22,000 myspace friends in a week. Winner. Armandfilth gets an..

Brozniac

1. beer, sometimes known to the common folk as a brewski Who wants a brozniac? alternately: Q:What school do you go to? A:Brozniac U S..

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