Mushroom Tracks

What is Mushroom Tracks?

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

Fedora

1. The sweet hat that Indiana Jones wears. Indiana Jones always has his fedora with him. See Steven 2. A mens' formal hat characte..

Youmor

1. A combination of the words "you" and "humor". A type of humor that involves turning any accusation back on the accus..

Zinsser

1. (Zin-zer) n. Someone who consistently annoys people by talking incessantly about uninteresting topics. A toolbag. Dude I don't r..

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