Mushroom Tracks

What is Mushroom Tracks?

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

Your Bum

1. is not as nice as my bum. yours is hairy. Look, my bums smoooooooth, your has hair, and i think thats shavers rash?..

Rogerism

1. the philosphical position held by roger chao and his followers And so rogerism was taught throughout the globe..

Uncle Two Beers

1. An Uncle who offers to buy beers for a family barbecue/party/ or get together and only shows up with 2 of the crappiest brands beers in ..

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