Mushroom Tracks

What is Mushroom Tracks?

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

Tight-ass

1. someone who has an extremely tight ass Heath I is a mega tight-ass. See tight, ass, tight ass, uptight, bum..

Aim High

1. To ejaculate on a females face when it was mutually understood it was only ok to ejaculate on her breasts. So you 'accidentally&apo..

Neosisani

1. One who hasn't cut his hair. neosisani = uncut See hair, cutting, comb, long hair 2. Neosisani is a common nickane for person w..

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