What is Mushroom-shaped Welt?
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A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
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the tangy aftertaste in semen.
"Oh!, that was tangfastic!!"
See tangfastic, semen, taste, cum, blood..
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Juice Berkley is used as a name to scapegoat something incredibly unbelievable, usually in a good way.
Who taught you that?
Juice Berk..
