What is Mushroom-shaped Welt?
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A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
Random Words:
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to be uberly funneh.
skyman is teh funneh..
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Meaning extremely awesome. Made up by, NOT Mercy background whoever the fuck that is (pertaining to the idiot that said so in the other ..
