What is Mushroom-shaped Welt?
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A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
Random Words:
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a cool,hip,cute,doodley way to say a friend or someone you might find cute and you want them to think your cute
Mike: Hey doodledude(s)..
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1. Phrase used when someone recieves a compliment & is confident that it is a well known fact.
2. Used when someone is in agreement..
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The gorgeous guitar player from "The Maine". Known for throwing his guitar picks into the audience.
Girl 1: omfg, who's ..
