What is Mushy Buscuit?
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A game in which a group of people gather round a buscuit. They then proceed to pull down their trousers, whip out their cocks and masturbate furiously. The idea is to splooge onto the buscuit as fast as you can. The last person to ejaculate onto the buscuit is forced to eat it.
Speaker A: "Hey guys, let's play us some Mushy Buscuit!"
Group: "Alright!"
Speaker B: "Ugh...Ugh...Ahhh...Alright!"
Speaker A: "Ahhhh...Aw, thank god."
Speaker C: "Wait, you guys are done already? ...Fuck."
