Mushy Dutchman

What is Mushy Dutchman?

a sex act, where you blow your load in the girls ear.

AKA the english earring, or earplugs.

my girl wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so i gave her the mushy dutchman

See ear, sex, blowjob, kittens

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