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The ever-increasing number of beige homes and townhouses invading the suburbs.
Also, the bland-ification of something.
I drove out to ..
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The uncharacteristic affinity mentally retarded people have for eating bread with mayonnaisse, and only mayonnaisse, on it. Strong posi..
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The alternative to having a hairless chimp for president.
"Uncle Dick I think Colin Powell has my tonka trucks!"
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The Ker..