Musical Boys Edit Meaning

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Like musical chairs, except males take the place of chairs and there are all female competitors. The males extend one knee, emulating the seat of a chair. The judge of who wins the seat is the male being sat on, whom often gets knocked over and the game has to be replayed, much to his happiness, be he straight and not too heavily bruised, or heavily bruised but either very randy or a sadist.

Randy was feeling especially himself whenever he was piled upon like a loose football by the remaining female competitors during musical boys.