Musician

What is Musician?


1.

1. A person who plays a musical instrument, composes, or conducts music as a profession.

2. Some people say that calling yourself a "musician" is just an excuse for not having a real job, which is bullshit. This somehow doesn't apply to people who play on professional sports teams.

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2.

A person who takes everyday thoughts and puts it into art.

The Beatles, Pink Floyd, etc.

Oh, and my exmaple clarifies what type of musician I am talking about.

Pleaaaase dooooooon't beeee loooooooong...

See music, brilliance, creativity, sound, creative

3.

1.A person who plays a musical instrument very well or can write music.

2. A person who can convert feelings into music artistically

Chick: Hey, what do you do.

Dude: I play guitar, I'm a musician.

Chick: Oh cool. Let's have hardcore sex!

See music, guitar, musician, chicks, money

4.

A person who can control people's feelings through music.

A musician puts his or her feelings into a composition when writing a piece of music.

Musicians also put emotion into pieces that they play.

Emotion put into music is called Musicality.

It's the ultimate form of mind control.

Person 1: Wow! That guy just played a D# scale in 4 octaves! He must be an amazing musician!

Person 2: I'd like to hear him play a Mozart etude expressively. Then we'll see if he's really a musician.

See music, band, musicality, geek, mind control, freak

5.

1. Someone without a job.

2. Someone without money.

3. A dude who somehow manages to get all the chicks.

I got fired last week, so I think I'm gonna be a musician.

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