What is Musket Chugger?
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A derogatory term used to degrade old men who pass the time by sucking on the penises of their fellow senior citizens. The plural form of this noun is known as a “double-barreled musket chugger” in which an older man simultaneously and skillfully chugs two penises at one time. Term originated from act that single handedly ended the Civil War at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in which General Custer surrendered after being forced to double barrel musket chug both Abraham Lincoln and General Grant a period in excess of an hour.
His bike was broke and Ian had no money to fix it so he double barrel musket chugged that man real good and got it for free. What a Musket chugger...
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