Muskrat Edit Meaning

1.

the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.

When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.

2.

a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.

Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa...

Person 2- Muskrat,muskrat.

Matt- Hi guys!

See code, muskrat, parents, focker, substitute

3.

A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.

"Damn, look at that muskrat, 10 o'clock!"

See hottie, good looking, sexy, male, attractive

4.

n,pl. (1) A large North American aquatic rodent, with a musky smell.

(2) Marricel watt

damn! thats ugly...oh wait its just marricel/a muskrat

See pigfucker

5.

Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.

When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.

Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!

See van dyke, mustache, goatee, facial mullet, rednecks

6.

To tell another person to look at an aproaching "camel toe".

When you see a girl walking towards you, instead of saying look at that camel toe just say "MUSKRAT"

See camel toe, moose knuckle, melvin, crotch, lips