Muslim Pilot

What is Muslim Pilot?


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A red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. If you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.

Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."

Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"

Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!

Pilot:" JIHAD"!!!!!!!

-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Baywhere he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.

See cockmeat sandwich, raghead, jihad, terrorist, Islamophobia


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