Muslim Pilot

What is Muslim Pilot?


1.

A red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. If you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.

Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."

Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"

Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!

Pilot:" JIHAD"!!!!!!!

-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Baywhere he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.

See cockmeat sandwich, raghead, jihad, terrorist, Islamophobia


29

Random Words:

1. An emotional conversation, usually between couples with relationship problems. Susie was hot, but she kept starting starting these conv..
1. To sniff and smuggle a tiny penis (also known as a chode) around. Guy1: "This guy is a fag. HAH no way he has a chode in his hand...
1. when someone gets jerked off through their pocket on the dance floor and goo's in their pants. GOOOOO!! that pocket monster at hom..