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When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!
The dog was licking my balls ..
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A man who enjoys staring at women's hind quarters.
That girl just caught me lookin', I can't help it. I'm a jiggl..
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An ominous trend in American history, wherein each president elected into office during a year divisible by 20, starting with Abraham Li..