Musni

What is Musni?

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(Moose-Knee)

A sudden, painful deflation and retreat of the penis, most commonly during an erection, although there are cases of musnis occurring during flaccid states. When a musni occurs, the penis undergoes painful tingles (as opposed to pleasant tingles, such as when your foot falls asleep), and its actions are quite like those a meerkat's when it senses danger - it retreats stealthily and silently into its burrow.

Also like a meerkat's retreat, a musni is triggered by extreme bodily pain and/or fear.

Duke: I saw my grandma naked when I was 5. I've had a musni ever since.

Tyreke: Did you try luring it out?

Duke: It's sorta scared.

Harvey: Did someone say musni?

Tyreke LOOK WHAT YOU DID HARVEY! GOOD GOING, FUCKER.
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