Musni

What is Musni?

1.

(Moose-Knee)

A sudden, painful deflation and retreat of the penis, most commonly during an erection, although there are cases of musnis occurring during flaccid states. When a musni occurs, the penis undergoes painful tingles (as opposed to pleasant tingles, such as when your foot falls asleep), and its actions are quite like those a meerkat's when it senses danger - it retreats stealthily and silently into its burrow.

Also like a meerkat's retreat, a musni is triggered by extreme bodily pain and/or fear.

Duke: I saw my grandma naked when I was 5. I've had a musni ever since.

Tyreke: Did you try luring it out?

Duke: It's sorta scared.

Harvey: Did someone say musni?

Tyreke LOOK WHAT YOU DID HARVEY! GOOD GOING, FUCKER.
43

Random Words:

Oatmeal Cream Pie Surprise
1. The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or v..
Read more
Xonogenic
1. An extremly undesirable person. Someone who attacks people and messes with their brain. Someone who lies and cheats and steals from thei..
Read more
Optimistic Pessimism
1. telling yourself that the outcome of a situation will undoubtedly be pleasant; when knowing that the truth is that it will not, so that ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free