What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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when a person is have a lack of sex, and needs to get it up in a matter of a week or they will become a sex squad idiot
get your sex up..
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The only place on earth that securely ties itself to a chair and then cordially invites all the scumbags of the world to come and rob it..
