What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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an instruction guiding someone to kiss the head of his penis. can also refer to the full act of giving head.
"kiss the prince, bit..
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Incapacitated due to meager financial resources (income). A hybrid term.
"Sorry, guys, can't do cocktails tonight; until pay..
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The act of raging butt sex. Usually with a giant black penis
Man can you believe she got cruzzavalaed in Yale?!
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