What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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That goofy fist-to-fist contact that guys do instead of shaking hands. Often seen done by the 909 'bro crowd.
Bob put his hand ou..
