What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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character from david bowie's 1972 album, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
the album is one of hte mo..
