What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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a complementary word; used to descibe a well timed action in a clutch moment in a sporting or socical even
when drew threw 17 strike ou..