What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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a word used to substitute the work fuck with
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The result of detailed attention or keyhole topiary to the lady garden or landing strip.
My bush is quimaculate since I bought those ne..
