What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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to have sex with a virgin, to cause a female to lose her virginity
equivalent to pop your cherry.
example:
marc: i want to pop adrien..
