What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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When you eat a very tasty and immense meal, but feel like crap afterwards from all that gluttony
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Someone (mostly guys...mostly) who use their substantial stomach to barge into a group they are not part of. Accomplished by leading wit..
