What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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1./ The attraction of a human to another, deceased, human.
2./ Also necrophealia
What that man does to dead people is vomit-inducing...
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A very snappy line to go out on when you can't think of anything to wrap up a speech.
Peter Griffin: "That's my mama!&qu..
