What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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Depreciate the value of an item in order to make a quick buck
I monkey hustled my X Box 360 for fitty bones!
See crack, heist, hustler..