What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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A great song by the ultimate glam metal band Skid Row
They Call us problem child
we spent our lives on trial
we walk an endless mile
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A female of sub-average looks who likes to perform on her back.
That broad I nailed last night was pure yard sale yuck mutt..
