What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command
hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany ..
