What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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A man who slangs big dick when he walks. AKA "the MAN switch"
Dick so big he looks like he swangin 20 yards of pipe in his tr..
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When someone tells lies or stories to fit in with the crowd.
me: I just bought a new car!
Greg: I know, I bought a new car and a house..
