What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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spanish for 'kicking it', used mainly by paisas and cholos or cholas trying to sound cool when they really sound like fuck tar..
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Urinating frequently for a prolonged period of time usually around the length of 4-5 minutes.
Are you going to have an uberdrainage now..