What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when..
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A sphincter which has been stretched out or loosened from anal sex.
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1: To kick ass in the name of the lord
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