What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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Any fastidious, mustachioed individual with a fondness for chest hair and uncomfortable elbow-pinching.
"Did you hear about my run..
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a gayass who looks way prettier than his babymama..... usually skinny tall and waxed thin eyebrows
man i aint scared of you and them pu..
