What is Mustachatory?
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A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.
The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.
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How long it takes before Hitler is mentioned, especially in an online argument.
This thread went from zero to Hitler in a mere three po..
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A phone I use to call myself. Play on word sound cell phone. (See cellph phone.)
That's my self phone. I use it to call myself...
