Mustache Edit Meaning

1.

A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"

Bob: Hey, like my mustache?

Bob2: no.

See stache, mustache, peach fuzz, facial hair, hair, annoying

2.

The source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.

Antonym:Evil

1) The power of the mustache will save us from ultimate evil!

2) Wow! what a great mustache!

See mustache, good, awesome, face

3.

Essentially the same as the English use of "cheers." Can be used in place of good-bye, thank you, congratulations, etc.

Jennifer: "Did you hear my essay was selected for publication"

Bob: "Well done. Mustache."

See cheers, congrats, thanks, moustache, mustach

4.

A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.

Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?

Bob: Dude, that is not normal.

See mustache, 'stache, fall, bob, joe

5.

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?

Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?

Duncan : Mustache.

Andy : Oh.

Matt : On.

See homosexual, gay, denial, homo, kittens

6.

Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.

The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"

At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.

If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.

See music, industry, executive, time

7.

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache

See drock