Mustache March

What is Mustache March?


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The most hallowed of traditions of the employees of Great Lakes Airlines. Every March, all employees must grow a mustache for the duration of the month. The last day of February is the last day that the upper lip can be shaved. Then, during the last week of the month, the annual Mustache Bash is held and awards for various follicle cultivation achievements are distributed. Roots of this tradition are hazy, but most attribute it to a pollock captain and El Capitan

I can't wait for Mustache March, I've been massaging my lip for months to stimulate the follicles. I'm going to make Tom Selleck look like a fucking boy scout.

See mustache ride, mustache, march, whiskers


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