Mustache Ride Edit Meaning

1.

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingusfrom said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.

Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.

"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"

2.

When a woman rides your face with her vagina.

Who wants a mustache ride?

See WAC

3.

A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.

Annabelle - "Can I have another mustache ride James?"

James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."

See cunnilingus, cunt, mustache

4.

Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.

mustache ride translated into spanish

Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"

Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"

See pussy, vagina, fellatio, orgasm, mustache, ride, face

5.

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?

Micks's Grandma: Yes.

See Hexum

6.

When one guy gives head to another. Giving fellatio.

Jim gave his boyfriend a mustache ride last night.

See head, blowjob, fellatio, oral sex, suck, cock sucking