Mustache Snorkeling

What is Mustache Snorkeling?

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.

A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.

Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

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