What is Mustachio?
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A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.
hairy naaaaaaaz also simon
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2.
Nickname for a person with a weird mustache.
That old man is a
mustachio .
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3.
a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.
peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.
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4.
This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol
bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying
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Random Words:
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The "Mound of Venus" or vulva.
I don't wanna go to Mars, just to the Mons Veneris.
2. 
Female speed bump, if you will.
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You got to be fucking my cunt hole.
person 1: She didn't pay the bill.
person 2: Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H.
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