What is Mustard Face?
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The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.
"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."
"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I
crop dusted that elevator."
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Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.
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to give someone a hug.
I'll butter your waffle, John.
i.e. I'd give you a hug, John.
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