Mustard Mustache

What is Mustard Mustache?


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To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.

What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!

See mustard, mustache, prank


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