What is Mustard Mustache?
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To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.
What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!
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Someone who exhibits over-the-top douschebaggery along with being a c#nt. Can also be used as a less offensive way to describe a dousche..