Mustard Nuts

What is Mustard Nuts?


1.

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

See scrotum, wet, ass, sweat, nuts, taint

2.

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates

im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts

See mike


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