What is Mustard Patch?
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In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
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When a person put acronyms in texts because of their poor vocabulary skills.
Remember the party at franks last night?
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It is when you tuck your penis in between your legs to make it look like you have a vagina.
When he showed me his twin sister I gagged ..
