What is Mustard Patch?
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In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
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One who studies zombology
"How do we stop these zombies from spreading?"
"What do I look like a zombologist?"
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An instance in the smoking of marijuana where a pipe is passed around and one person goes off on a random thought, phrase, or story whil..
