What is Mustard Patch?
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In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
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another way of saying "whore skank slut" all in one.
Her thong is sticking out like 3 inches! What a horsegangslut.
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well doesn't that just stink?
got in my car, all ready to go, and realized i left something in the house i need. PISSONMYHEAD!!!
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This is when you're in the 69 and rip a monstrous fart directly up the nasal passages of your partner.
She nearly choked when he d..
