Mustard Spoon

What is Mustard Spoon?

A spoon used for eating out an ass. Smaller than a tablespoon but larger than a teaspoon. Normally used by drunk Irish people at bars.

"Do you want to eat my ass out with a mustard spoon?"

See mustard, spoon, ass, irish, tablespoon, teaspoon, feltching, bars

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