Mustathon

What is Mustathon?


1.

A routine conversation with a parent when they suddenly switch to offering unsolicited advice full of musts, shoulds, mustn'ts and shouldn'ts.

Me: Nice weather!

Mum: You should do some work on the house. You must exercise.

Me: (thinks) Shit. This is turning into a mustathon!

-----

Dad: You should get a better job, get a nice girlfriend, learn how to drive.

Me: Oh no! I've been mustathoned!

-----

Me: Was out with the dogs earlier when I bumped into mum. We talked about the dogs a bit then she hit me with a mustathon.

See must, should, mandatory, parent, advice, opinion, lecture


40

Random Words:

1. a super thick assed mama. particularly with cottage cheese legs and a shrill, piercing voice and a strong Persian accent with each she s..
1. a females breasts: also known as flops holy shit have you seen DANIELLES goat bags? they are fuckin HUGE! See tits, tittys, boobs, flo..
1. to be utterly and completely defeated Your team got Saddamed..