Musterbate

What is Musterbate?

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

(v.) To stimulate oneself or one's partner to the point of ejaculation of mustard.

Oh prease, it's time I musterbate in the bathroom, with the lotion

See masturbate, mustard, prease, b.o.o.t.

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