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masturbating to internet pornography
sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock
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A phrase used to describe things that are completely and totally awesome.
This new TV show is neato dorito!
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when you are fucking a girl in the ass and you pull your shitcock out and give her a zebra like stripe on her back.
i was hammerin my g..