What is Mutton Dressed As Ham?


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An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

See mutton, ham, pig, ugly, old, fat, repulsive, tart, slut


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