Mutton Dressed As Lamb

What is Mutton Dressed As Lamb?

1.

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"

"Terrible, the place full of mutton."

"Mutton?"

"Mutton dressed as lamb."

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