Muttonchops

What is Muttonchops?


1.

A better extended version of sideburns.

Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.

See General Burnside.

My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.

See mud

2.

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

See Shard

3.

Thick, long, and unsightly sideburns that emit a mystique of uncleanliness

Brian Glover has muttonchops

See sideburns, chops, facial, hair, mutton, thes


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