What is Muttonchops?
1.
A better extended version of sideburns.
Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.
See General Burnside.
My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.
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2.
A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.
Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.
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3.
Thick, long, and unsightly sideburns that emit a mystique of uncleanliness
Brian Glover has muttonchops
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