Muttonsqueezer

What is Muttonsqueezer?


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A muttonsqueezer is an unfortunate soul with no smoobies to caress.

"Lookie yonder at that there muttonsqueezer! Poor sap musta 'aint got no smoobies to put a clutch on!"


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