Muttonstrumpet

What is Muttonstrumpet?

An attractive older woman between 40 & 60 who dresses in fashionable gear, is sohisticated and still has the x factor

'she's getting on a bit, but a real muttonstrumpet.' Possible 'muttonstrumpet' Madonna

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