What is Muzi?
1.
A term used to describe a girl who refuses to give oral sex to the opposite sex.
Bob: Dude, I had this date last night, guess what happened?
Bill: What?
Bob: Well It was with this real hot chick and I was thinking, yeah I am so getting a blowjob...
Bill: Well did you?
Bob: No when I asked her to do it she was like "I don't do that kinda thing" How fucking lame is that...
Bill: What a fucking muzi man.
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2.
Short for Music Nazi
Anyone who a) relentlessly bitches on someone for the volume or type of music they are listening to or b) someone who relentlessly bitches on someone because they are listening to any sort of personal music device and/or c) if the Muzi is an authority figure, commonly a teacher, they immediately confiscate said device for as long as they are able to.
Cruel Teacher Muzi: "Hand it over."
Victim: "..fat whore Muzi.."
Old Muzi: "Turn down your damned head-bangin noise!!"
Me: "FACKAFF!!!"
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3.
A word used to describe something extremely hardcore.
Wow, this shit is SO muzi.
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4.
Muzi is Yorkshire slang for Muslim. Some people may call it a racist term but they is just preachers tryin 2 preach der shite.
Wot up Muzi
Yeh carm it dwn Muzi
U dnt wanna mess wiv me Muzi coz i roll deep lik
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