What is Muzz?
1.
a state of mind where the affected is unnaturally unaware of his surroundings
... usually after several cones
people under the influence of muzz are likely to trip, break things or generally fuck up the simplest of tasks
"dude, i am so muzzed"
"I'm just muzzing out"
*in exsaperated tone* "Muuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Ramwell, stop muzzing out -- you left my house unlocked and two bongs on my parents kitchen table"
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2.
Muzz - The stubble on a pubic area, left after not having been shaved for a week.
Muzzed - To have your face rubbed in muzz.
Muzz Hunting - To cruise for chicks with muzz.
Muzzology - The study of muzz.
Muzzism - One's divine beliefs in muzz.
I was goin' down on this chick, but the muzz scared me.
I was eating this chick out yesterday, next thing I know, I'm being muzzed!
Me and Tommy went muzz hunting last night.
I studied muzzology for 4 years in colledge.
When I inquired about Muzzism at the church I was thrown from a second story window.
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3.
n. the substance secreted by a vagina at the height of orgasm during intercourse; usually in combination with a
"She muzzed all over the bed, so I wiped it up with her shirt."
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4.
A more direct method of referring to a
"Damn that muzz Jeff; everytime he comes over no-one wants to stay."
5.
to lose control of one's bladder, to pee yourself, piss your panties, urinate the bed
"oh man, he's just muzz'd himself, that's gross!!"
"i think i've just muzz'd your bed"
"i laughed so hard i almost muzz'd myself"
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6.
White trash
Whooooaaah! Muzz! *points at mobile home*
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7.
one who excels at farting, perving and is always on the look out for a good M.I.L.T.F
Oh god Muzz airbrushed his undies again!
Muzz don't dribble over her boobies!
