What is Muzzak?
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A term defining any type of music heard inside an elevator, super market, or coffee shop.
"Gah! someone stop this horrendous muzzak!"
"At least when the elevator breaks loose and starts plummeting towards the earth below we will be dancing and flailing and acting as jovial as possible whilst listening to our muzzak"
Random Words:
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Someone who's arse is so tight (in relation to money) their shit turns to diamonds.
Originally coined in late 2001 in reference to..