What is Muzzio?
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A crazy girl who has moved multiple places but now is living in the suburbs of Chicago. Her kicking abilities are known throughout the land and have given many bruises to many people. She can make her eyes go extremely crazy and the next moment like a puppy. Her catchphrase is "STOP ITTTTT!"
Which makes us all collapse into laughter.
I led a happy life before Muzzio. Now it is filled with tap-dancing turtles and insanely small dogs and bruises EVERYWHERE.
Random Words:
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Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.
My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off..
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The act of male sexual reciprocation of maternally projected loathing or the sexual manifestation of self-loathing superimposed onto the..
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The art of premeture ejaculation upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) And then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in cum!..
